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People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t
Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”
And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”
THIS EXPLAINS THE DIFFERENCE 40x BETTER THAN MY ENTIRE SEVENTH GRADE SEX ED CLASS.
Hey guys remember when this took 8000000 years to scroll through?
Like looking into the face of god.
The grotto was pitch-dark by the time they finished. The only light was the dim glow of the passage back up to the larger cavern, where a score of fires burned. They were soon fumbling and bumping into each other as they tried to dress in the dark. Ygritte stumbled into the pool and screeched at the cold of the water. When Jon laughed, she pulled him in too. They wrestled and splashed in the dark, and then she was in his arms again, and it turned out they were not finished after all.
if i sing around you i am 150% comfortable with you because i fucking hate my singing voice
heavy rain
Do you know how to tie a knot in a necktie?
if the daycare lady can make this happen she can have my mewtwo
Why would I not want to be a fucking tank?
I always wondered what he was looking at.
Added a caption to these pictures I saw, because why.
TIM has probably the best facepalms in the entire Mass Effect universe.
